As a part of Decembers content weekend here is dumb laws in… Washington.


1.It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.

2.No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

3. It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.

4. All lollipops are banned.

5. A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town. (Who would that? Dumb People)

6. People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.

7.It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.

8. When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.

9.You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday

Laws in cities

10. In Everett It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window.

11. In Settle  You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.


12. NO buying a TV on Sundays.

13. No one is not allowed to kneel on a pedestrian skywalk. (Good Idea)

14. It is an automatic penalty of six months in jail for any woman that sits on a man’s lap on a bus or train without putting a pillow between them.

15. It’s illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich! (Why may I ask) (Was that law start by Bill Gates)

16. It is illegal to destroy a beer cask or beer bottle of another person.

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