As a part of December’s 2009 Content weekend I present to you Dumb law in Utah.

1. It is illegal to fish from a horse’s back.

2. It is illegal to NOT drink milk. (put down the soda)

3. It is illegal to denote any nuclear weapon. ( If have nuclear bombing utah is the place to go)

4. Bird way the right of way on all highways

5. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

6. It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.

7. In Salt County it illegal to host a trombone concert to advertise auctions.

8. In Provo you can’t throw snowballs. ( oh, Come On!)

9. Violins are not held inside paper bags in Salt County

10. In Trout Creek you can’t buy gun powder.

11. One cow per person in Ogden.

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